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lexlifts:

abbeywankenobi:

supernaturalapocalypse:

dajo42:

give-castiel-a-dean:

"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
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are you fucking kidding me

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nurmengardx:

natasaromanoff:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

what a chrisis

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emmastop:

One time in middle school my math teacher told us to work 3 times harder on our math homework and my friend Mckencie looked him straight in the eye and said “3 times 0 is 0” and he looked like he was going to explode

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hazlegrace:

you spoil a movie and say “should’ve read the book” you are epitome of scum im sorry there is no way around it

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"When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.” 

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itsraininbritishmen:

i-fuckedsatan:

was that film even real 

yes, and it was the golden masterpiece of my generation.

itsraininbritishmen:

i-fuckedsatan:

was that film even real 

yes, and it was the golden masterpiece of my generation.

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theprettygoodgatsby:

starxapple:

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen 

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  

THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP

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sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:


Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

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justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

justemoiici:

clannyphantom:

icarly-official:

backdoorteenmom:

Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school

that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless

looks like we found ourselves a nerd

looks like we found someone capable of basic math

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thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

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runningbox11:

THREE DAYS AGO Y’ALL WERE CALLING JOHN GREEN THE DEN MOTHER OF TUMBLR AND NOW YOU’RE GETTING MAD BECAUSE HE GOT EXCITED ABOUT HIS OWN DAMN BOOK BECOMING A MOVIE AND HAVING SOMETHING RELATIVELY PROGRESSIVE IN IT THIS MAN HAS DONE SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR SO MANY CAUSES AND HE’S PUT OUT LOVE AND GOOD MESSAGES TO SO MANY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE SPITTING HIS WAY BECAUSE HE HAD CONFIDENCE AND SELF LOVE I HAVE NEVER HATED TUMBLR THE WAY I DO RIGHT NOW

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smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

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playstation2chainz:

"are you a good kisser"

what kind of question is that like how am i supposed to know???? i can’t kiss myself

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